How to swing a machete
How to dance*
How to ride on the back of a moto without using your hands
How to cook over a fogon*
How to take a bathe, shave, and brush your teeth using only one pitcher of water
How to tell if "Yes, soon" means "Yes, soon" or "No"*
How to keep up with a conversation while only understanding 40% of what is said
How to wash clothes by hand*
How to sit on the edge of the bed of a moving pickup without falling out
How to make coffee in an empty tin can*
How to hook up a solar panel
How to politely equivocate when answering the question whether or not your are going to have
children*
How to flush a toilet using a bucket of water
How to politely steer the conversation away from religion so you don't have to tell people you're not a Christian*
How to use a toilet with no seat
How to haggle politely while still getting a fair deal*
How to address someone's illiteracy without making them feel ashamed
How to hiss at someone politely*
How to say "Hi" in Kreyol
How to peel a green banana*
*Pending
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